Sneaking into our house I tip-toed to my room, falling instantly asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. The next morning, I woke up groggy and a bit unsure how much of last night had been a really good dream and how much had actually happened.
I got up and went to the restroom. As soon as I sat down, the unmistakable smell of man juice wafted up to my nose. "Damn, slut.